Something very interesting that we will not learn in marketing courses. Enjoy!

Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing .

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party. One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing at Mukhriz and says:

"He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.

Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and gets her telephone number. The next day, he calls and says:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and <br> pours her a drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says:

"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up to him and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says:

"I am very rich.
Marry me!" And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap .

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and before he can say anything, another person comes and tells her:

"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share..

And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and before he can say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" Rosmah arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets
or wife is the BOSS.

Lol